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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

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What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What did MLK say to the fishmonger?

I have a bream.

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How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

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What do Ginger Baker and strong coffee have in common?

They are both terrible without Cream.

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.