Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

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What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

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What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

How do you make a fruit cordial?

Be nice to him.