Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

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How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

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What do you call a brain dead Swede?

A vegetable..

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

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What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.