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Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

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Who turns the lights off at Halloween?

The light's witch!

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

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Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.