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Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

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How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.