Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

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What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

How's the fruit?

Just peachy.