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Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

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What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

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Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?

A common tater!

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What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.