What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

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What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

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How did Spider-Man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang

Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

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What do you call an Arab who just arrived -Amir The next one?

Amir Azwal The next -Amir Azwal Azim

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies.

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What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

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What does a British man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.