What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

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What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

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What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

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What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner?

The cold shoulder!

What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

Removed

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What is a British Scholar's favorite store?

Finks

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

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What does a British man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.