She wanted to lay it on the line.
In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.
Because they don't have chairs.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
Who else would follow a chicken
To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.
To get to the other side.
Because he brought his own drumsticks
Fowl play!
Roasting a chicken.
To get to the other aside!
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
Because chicken came to his side.
He wanted to lay it on the line!
He heard there was chicken on the other side!
It didn't like being double crossed.
Reebok bok bok
A bird that lays down!
A Henman.
The spelling.
Apollo 11
Donald Duck.
Just the tiger
Henopause
I don't know.
You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!
Fryday.
Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
A fried Chicken leg
To Prove They Were Not Chicken
Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!
Yahoo. There goes my baby.
She was worried the egg would get there first.
By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
Lost.
Because it was a lame joke.
A poultry-geist.
An eggroll!
To get food for her babies!
Everything was eggcellent.
Two chickens and a goat.
With a comb, In one fowl swoop.
Because it ran out of cluck!
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
Because it was a double-crosser
She laid a sidewalk!
To get to the other side
For persistent fowl play!
PEGGy
Because his name was Marco Pollo..
It wanted to get to the other site!
It was closed.
To get the Yolk Rite.
Make a salad and give it to a chicken.
Because his family had stock in the company.
Friday.
She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..
To get to the other slide!
Roost beef!
It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken.
A pecking order.
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
Republic-hen
Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far
Because he had to use the bathroom.
RAWWWWWWWW!!!!
Around the cluck!
Oh-lay!
Teaching the chicken to cook
Dead.
A chicken stepping on a landmine.
Chickens
To get to the Other side
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant!
Because the chicken was having a day off!
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
To get to the "other side".
A Poultrygeist!
Poul-trees
Nothing.
A personal fowl
Chick to chick!
Because he got hit by a car.
Because it was the chickens day off.
Ah wait, i can't remember the rest
To show the opossum it could be done.
To get away from the Turkey coop.
Because it's a chicken.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
He was chicken!
Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..
To change sides.
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
He chicken tendered his resignation.
A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.
It breaks the trunk.
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips
Chicken sees a salad
1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.
NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.
Chicken Caesar salad.
A chicken Caesar salad.
He pined everyday.
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
Boneless chicken
My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
So she could say Hello from the outside.
It was from all the cross-training...
A pork chop.
