Because chicken came to his side.
He wanted to lay it on the line!
It didn't like being double crossed.
Reebok bok bok
A bird that lays down!
A Henman.
The spelling.
Apollo 11
Donald Duck.
Just the tiger
Henopause
I don't know.
You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!
Fryday.
Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
To Prove They Were Not Chicken
Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!
Yahoo. There goes my baby.
She was worried the egg would get there first.
By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
Lost.
To get to the other side.
Because it was a lame joke.
A poultry-geist.
An eggroll!
To get food for her babies!
Everything was eggcellent.
Two chickens and a goat.
With a comb, In one fowl swoop.
Because it ran out of cluck!
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
Because it was a double-crosser
She laid a sidewalk!
To get to the other side
For persistent fowl play!
PEGGy
Because his name was Marco Pollo..
It wanted to get to the other site!
It was closed.
To get the Yolk Rite.
Make a salad and give it to a chicken.
Because his family had stock in the company.
Friday.
She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..
To get to the other slide!
Roost beef!
It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken.
A pecking order.
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
Republic-hen
Because he had to use the bathroom.
RAWWWWWWWW!!!!
Around the cluck!
Oh-lay!
Teaching the chicken to cook
A chicken stepping on a landmine.
To get to the Other side
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant!
Because the chicken was having a day off!
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
To get to the "other side".
A Poultrygeist!
Poul-trees
Nothing.
A personal fowl
Chick to chick!
Because he got hit by a car.
Because it was the chickens day off.
To get away from the Turkey coop.
Because it's a chicken.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
He was chicken!
Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..
To change sides.
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
He chicken tendered his resignation.
A fowl smell!
The outside.
For fowl play.
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.
Because from a distance they looked like hares.
Because he was an eye wetness.
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.
Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -
If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.
A chicken Caesar salad.
Chicken Caesar salad.
If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.
I bought the Groupon but can't make it
A gras shopper.
When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.
A gf gif gift grift
