A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!
I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!
She kicked the bucket!
Because the elephant isn't chicken!
By thinking outside the bawks.
Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.
The foxtrot!
To get to the other tide
You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!
She wanted to lay it on the line.
In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.
The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.
Because they don't have chairs.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
Who else would follow a chicken
Because then they'd have soft peckers
To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.
To get to the other side.
Because he brought his own drumsticks
Fowl play!
Roasting a chicken.
To get to the other aside!
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
Because chicken came to his side.
He wanted to lay it on the line!
He heard there was chicken on the other side!
It didn't like being double crossed.
Reebok bok bok
A bird that lays down!
A Henman.
The spelling.
Apollo 11
Donald Duck.
Just the tiger
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
Henopause
I don't know.
You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!
Fryday.
Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
A fried Chicken leg
To Prove They Were Not Chicken
Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!
Yahoo. There goes my baby.
She was worried the egg would get there first.
By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
Lost.
Because it was a lame joke.
A poultry-geist.
An eggroll!
Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
Everything was eggcellent.
Two chickens and a goat.
With a comb, In one fowl swoop.
Because it ran out of cluck!
A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
Because it was a double-crosser
She laid a sidewalk!
To get to the other side
For persistent fowl play!
PEGGy
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
Because his name was Marco Pollo..
It wanted to get to the other site!
It was closed.
To get the Yolk Rite.
Make a salad and give it to a chicken.
Because his family had stock in the company.
Friday.
She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..
To get to the other slide!
Roost beef!
It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken.
A pecking order.
Coo clucks clan
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
Republic-hen
Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far
Because he had to use the bathroom.
RAWWWWWWWW!!!!
Around the cluck!
Oh-lay!
Teaching the chicken to cook
Dead.
A chicken stepping on a landmine.
Chickens
Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.
To get to the Other side
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant!
Because the chicken was having a day off!
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
To get to the "other side".
A Poultrygeist!
Poul-trees
One bawls his wares out on the street...
From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."
Matt
When it's ajar.
Because freedom rings.
A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."
A CABBAGE!
This cabbage
Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)
One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."
Look, donut seeds!
Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.
Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -
When it's past your eyes.
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
