Nothing.
A personal fowl
Chick to chick!
Because he got hit by a car.
Because it was the chickens day off.
Ah wait, i can't remember the rest
A Coo Clucks Clan
To show the opossum it could be done.
To get away from the Turkey coop.
Because it's a chicken.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
He was chicken!
Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..
To change sides.
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
He chicken tendered his resignation.
A fowl smell!
The outside.
For fowl play.
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...
Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.
He was snowed in.
A hatchback.
A chicken sedan
Make a salad and give it to a chicken.
Me: Ice cream
Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!
The Sound of Silence.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
Because they crack under pressure.
Deterrent.
A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.