Nothing.
A personal fowl
Chick to chick!
Because he got hit by a car.
Because it was the chickens day off.
Ah wait, i can't remember the rest
A Coo Clucks Clan
To show the opossum it could be done.
To get away from the Turkey coop.
Because it's a chicken.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
He was chicken!
Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..
To change sides.
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
He chicken tendered his resignation.
A fowl smell!
The outside.
For fowl play.
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!
The Sound of Silence.
Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.
Because if it had four it would be a sedan.
Labs!
She was wearing mittens
One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)
Vitreous humour.
Noob.
The way they enter your house.
Build a house next to it.
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Because ah, the egg roll.
The url.
It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.