What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why did the chicken go to the principal's office?

Because he had fowl languange.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

Strip Jokes More Strip Jokes

Where do you get bare minerals from?

A strip mine

What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!