Strip Jokes

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

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What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!

What's the difference between a magic show and a strip show?

A magic show is full of

Where do you get bare minerals from?

A strip mine

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Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

What do you call four Mexicans that have drowned?

Cuatro Cinco.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke?

Apparently, not here

Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide