Strip Jokes

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!

What's the difference between a magic show and a strip show?

A magic show is full of

Where do you get bare minerals from?

A strip mine

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Sale Jokes More Sale Jokes

What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

Israeli Jokes More Israeli Jokes

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

West Bank Jokes More West Bank Jokes

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What does he say at baptism?

Another Juan

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.

What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

Opinion Jokes More Opinion Jokes

What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh