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What's the saddest thing about being a chicken?

You only get laid once.

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Why are chickens never virgins?

Because when they're born they get laid.

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What's the saddest thing about being a chicken?

You only get laid once.

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....