What's the saddest thing about being a chicken?

You only get laid once.

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Why did the chicken go to the principal's office?

Because he had fowl languange.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

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Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

What's the saddest thing about being a chicken?

You only get laid once.