What's the saddest thing about being a chicken?

You only get laid once.

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Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

What did the duck say to the chicken who was about to cross the road?

Quack

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Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

What's the saddest thing about being a chicken?

You only get laid once.