What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken.