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Chicken Jokes

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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Love

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why do chickens go to church?

To get to the other side

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

Bach bach bach time to return to

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Why did the chicken fall in the well?

He couldn't see that well.

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Why did the chicken go to the principal's office?

Because he had fowl languange.

Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

How do chickens get strong?

They egg-cersize.

What's the saddest thing about being a chicken?

You only get laid once.

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

Because it did.

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Why are chickens never virgins?

Because when they're born they get laid.

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry?

Chicken tikka m'sala

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

What do you call too many chickens on a farm?

A cluster cluck.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

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Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Why did the chicken get a strike?

Because it was a fowl.

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

What is the most affectionate type of chicken?

The tender ones (Badum Tss)

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

How do chickens connect online?

FaceBAWK!

What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

Because then they would be Chicken sedans

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

Why are chickens racist?

They are all in the Coop Clucks Clan

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Who's there! Chicken! Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes!

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

What did the duck say to the chicken who was about to cross the road?

Quack

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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What did one hat say to the other hat?

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Two. If there were four, it would be a chicken sedan

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

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What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

The rest are hunt'n peckers.

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Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

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What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

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Tongue and groove.

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