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What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*