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What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

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Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

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How do people at rodeos heckle the riders?

Moooo!

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

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Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

Why is Putin Always early?

Because hes Russian (rush-en)