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What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

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Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

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What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"