What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

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What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

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What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

What did daddy fish do when mommy fish got herself lost?

He flounder

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What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

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What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin

What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep