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What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

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How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes