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What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

What has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler in a playground.

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What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

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Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.