How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

He asks with a large smile on his face.

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you

T Jokes More T Jokes

What is a ghost pirate's favourite letter?

Boo! T

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor.