One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.
You're getting on my wick.
Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.
Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.
Because she was told it makes you see things!
He's trying to watch his sodium intake.
One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"
It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
He held up a pair of pants.
Because it held up a pair of pants.
Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.
Wonton endangerment.
In the bat-room (bathroom).
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
Gingers
Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.
