One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
A pair of slippers!
Because it held up a pair of pants.
You cant-elope!
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
Refraction of sunlight in raindrops
Paint the town red.
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
A fire engine.
You're getting on my wick.
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Rick Grimes has two I's....
REEEEEEEEEEEEBOKS
Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies
Now, I tweet them
Necking.
