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What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!

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What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

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What was David Bowie's last hit?

Probably Morphine

What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!