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What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!

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What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

Morphine Jokes More Morphine Jokes

What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!

What was David Bowie's last hit?

Probably Morphine