What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!

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Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Morphine Jokes More Morphine Jokes

What was David Bowie's last hit?

Probably Morphine

What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!