What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing?

Nothing.

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How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

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What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.