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What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing?

Nothing.

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5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.