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What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

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Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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Break Leg Jokes More Break Leg Jokes

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What's hairy and flies through the air?

Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

Whats green and flys through the air?

Super Pickle

Maggie Jokes More Maggie Jokes

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is a catchy Girl's name?

Annette

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!