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What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

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Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Break Leg Jokes More Break Leg Jokes

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

How, would you answer this question?

No. -How

Maggie Jokes More Maggie Jokes

What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie