Radio Host Jokes

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

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Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Whats green and flys through the air?

Super Pickle

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

Break Leg Jokes More Break Leg Jokes

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

Maggie Jokes More Maggie Jokes

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.