What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

What game do little cows like to play?

Moonopoly.

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What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

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What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

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Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.