Alfredo Jokes

What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.

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Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!

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At the spa-getti.

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The blonde works in the dark!

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Because there's Targets around every corner.

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