Alfredo Jokes

What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.

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Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!

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Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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Camembert!

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It gets Dhaka

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So they can see where they are going

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

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He wanted to feed the mouse.

How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

Sauce Jokes More Sauce Jokes

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

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Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

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LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!