Alfredo Jokes

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

What do you call a research facility in the middle east?

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Alfredo Jokes

What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

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Why did the sauce need a night light?

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

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