Alfredo Jokes

What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.

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Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!

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Noodle Jokes More Noodle Jokes

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!

Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Because he was fed up with the hole business!

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What do you call pasta from the hood?

Spaghetto

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

Sauce Jokes More Sauce Jokes

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.

Italian Guy Jokes More Italian Guy Jokes

Introduce Jokes More Introduce Jokes

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty