Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

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That's Nachos.

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Cliff

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He was trying to get some Natural Light.

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What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird