Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What did Pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird