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Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad