8+ Funny Osama Bin Laden Jokes

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

Cave Jokes More Cave Jokes

What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.

What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves?

Stalagmice!

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Eminem Jokes More Eminem Jokes

What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

New York Jets Jokes More New York Jets Jokes

What is Alqueida's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

Who is al-Quaeda's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What kind of music does a pirate like?

Arrr'n'B

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

Afghani Stan Jokes More Afghani Stan Jokes

World Trade Center Jokes More World Trade Center Jokes

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

Osama Bin Laden Jokes

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