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Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad