Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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Rugs and kisses!

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You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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Underlay! Underlay!

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A precipuss.

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Tequila, I'm looking at you.

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Tequila never goes bad