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Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is a Mexicans favourite sport?

Cross-Country

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Who's there?

Cliff! Cliff who Cliff hanger!

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

What is Harper Lee's favorite drink?

Tequila mockingbird.

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird