Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco.

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Who's there?

Cliff! Cliff who Cliff hanger!

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals?

He threw it.

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.