Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What was the Mexican owl's name?

Whoooolio.

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

Who's there! Ankara! Ankara who?

Ankara went off the cliff!

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway