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Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

What is a Mexicans closing sales pitch?

Kay-so-deal-a?

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

What is the Highest Proof of Tequila?

Juan Fifty Juan