Kay-so-deal-a?
Because... K8 K9
Kay (K).
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.
Because their lipstick
She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."
Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?
The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.
Little Ceasars
They only had two cars.
Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).
M'Kay
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*
Trinary
Used Tampons
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
