Kay Jokes

What is a Mexicans closing sales pitch?

Kay-so-deal-a?

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Why were Kay's pets scared of Kay?

Because... K8 K9

What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

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Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why was "C" afraid of all the other letters?

They are all "Not-C's"!

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you get the girl who has everything?

Penicillin.

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

K Jokes More K Jokes

What do you call a group of racist mathematicians?

The K

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies?

A purrvert.

What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

South Park Jokes More South Park Jokes

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop...because he was fed up with the hole business!

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.