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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

Lentil Jokes More Lentil Jokes

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.