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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

Because it was a total rip-off.

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

Lentil Jokes More Lentil Jokes

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.