Because they were trained.
Steer clear
Ford was my best friend.
There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving
Cattleacs
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
They are out standing in the field
It's the average age of someone who drives one.
Wait at the buzz stop.
A LOCOmotive.
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
100$ bill
They steer them!
An empty toilet paper roll.
I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
A Countach
Driver: I was just going for a little spin.
Becau
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
The hyper drive.
A taxi driver.
Cats can't drive!
Scurvy
Because he was a car-case.
The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"
The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"
Arrrh, it's driving me nuts
So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"
RECALCULATING....*
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
A Purrgeot.
Bark you car on the drive!
It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto
THESE are the brakes!
They can both drive you crazy.
A Volkswagen automobile.
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
A taxicab driver.
Getting McCafe on McAfee
Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)
A manual.
It kept crashing on the beach.
They were both driving their cars at the time!
Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww
Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.
No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
They really hate Stalin
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Arr! It's driving me nuts!
So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.
Drive the route with Les Miles!...
Pig-up trucks!
Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.
It's the car most sales representatives drive.
Do you know how to drive this thing
BOOgatti!
A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.
Korea driven.
A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.
I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.
A pig up truck
A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)
The guy gets fierious.
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.
Them: YOU'RE DRIVING
Yep, people are just dying to get in there
He was a good conductor.
Start in England and drive West.
Robin, get in the Batmobile.
ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!
Ireland: More bars in more places
Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.
If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.
Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.
A tents atmosphere
Just one, if you put it in the right place.
A Stark contrast
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
Role tied.
A Wookie mistake!
Xanax since he's a Bartender
Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.
