Mussel cars.
Cause he's dead.
Friiiiiiies
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.
So the other one could drive
Argh it's driving me nuts!
Because their wives are driving.
Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.
On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.
For me it's three weeks.
Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
The police.
Because he always took the low road.
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Jesus, take the wheel!
Because they can spell it.
Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Because you only need one arm to drum along..
House prices down
Answer "Scissors." then drive away..
That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*
Any place without a drive-up window.
He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.
10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
Because he's from New York.
A $100 bill.
Because they were trained.
Steer clear
Ford was my best friend.
There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving
Cattleacs
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
They are out standing in the field
It's the average age of someone who drives one.
Wait at the buzz stop.
A LOCOmotive.
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
100$ bill
They steer them!
An empty toilet paper roll.
I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"
Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.
A Countach
Driver: I was just going for a little spin.
Driving
Becau
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
The hyper drive.
A taxi driver.
Cats can't drive!
Drive faster.
Scurvy
Because he was a car-case.
The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"
The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"
Arrrh, it's driving me nuts
So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"
RECALCULATING....*
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car
A Purrgeot.
Bark you car on the drive!
It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto
THESE are the brakes!
Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.
They can both drive you crazy.
A Volkswagen automobile.
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
A taxicab driver.
Getting McCafe on McAfee
So he always hits the green when he's driving.
Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.
Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus
The police officer
Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)
A manual.
It kept crashing on the beach.
The officer.
They were both driving their cars at the time!
Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"
Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww
He's dead.
Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.
Smells Like Teen Spirits
No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
They really hate Stalin
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Arr! It's driving me nuts!
So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.
Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!
Drive the route with Les Miles!...
Pig-up trucks!
Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.
It's the car most sales representatives drive.
A tents atmosphere
Mourning
Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck
A dollar
Because I couldn't find a fake car.
They couldn't fit a deer into the car.
It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not
The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.
They like to express the right to bear arms.
A haunting license
Because he was on a higher plane.
Someone who takes everything literally
Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
An American
