Batmobile Jokes

What did one orphan say to the other?

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?

Get in, Robin.

What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile?

To the Batmobile!

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the batmobile?

Get in the batmobile

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the batmobile?

Get in the batmobile, Robin

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