Batmobile Jokes

What did one orphan say to the other?

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?

Get in, Robin.

What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile?

To the Batmobile!

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the batmobile?

Get in the batmobile

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the batmobile?

Get in the batmobile, Robin

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

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What do orphans get at Christmas?

Lonely.

What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

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What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

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How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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What's Batman's favorite fruit?

Bananananananananana

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

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The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.