Batmobile Jokes

What did one orphan say to the other?

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?

Get in, Robin.

What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile?

To the Batmobile!

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the batmobile?

Get in the batmobile

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the batmobile?

Get in the batmobile, Robin

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Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

Who Let The Dogs Out?

Ramsay Bolton.

Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops