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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car

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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

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How does Batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to)

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

Flatman and Ribbon