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Skoda Jokes

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

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How does Furious 7 end?

Paul Walker dies.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

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Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

Why does Wonder Woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

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What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce