Skoda Jokes

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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Porsche Jokes More Porsche Jokes

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Paul Walker Jokes More Paul Walker Jokes

What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

Whats Paul Walker's favorite TV show?

The Walking Dead.

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a schoolmaster and a stationmaster?

The stationmaster minds trains while the schoolmaster trains minds.

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!