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How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

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How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lulz!!! etc etc etc

How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!

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Why do gingers get sunburned so easily?

It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?

It has a blue light!

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How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

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How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

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What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.