Tchai Tea
A Watermelon...
Once in awhile.
Because they hate French Press!
Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!
NOICE!!!!
Punchline
Can I bayou a drink?
Because you can put it in someones drink
They get a fangover.
Pina colliders.
Foreignade.
Silver Mullet
Spring water.
Just ice.
On the rocks
When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser
Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Because he's dead.
Because all proper tea is theft.
About six drinks
Aarrrrrrr Kelly!
Serving dual porpoises!
WAA-TAA!
Because property is theft.
When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".
Well, mostly to forget.....
A communist party
Because proper tea is theft!
Pale ale
Coaster Rica
They want to finish before it's cool.
A functioning alcoholic.
For drinking and deriving
Too many Tannens.
Orangu-Tang.
Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.
Cognac
Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!
Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Croaka-cola!
Because you shouldn't drink and derive.
Because it would be a party fowl.
Practice.
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
BOO'S.
Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.
Invite two of them.
Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone
For people that don't want anything to drink
Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Stop "Russian"
A beer-a-cuda!
Me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit
Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.
Drink it
I'm feeling funny
You dye a little on the inside.
Bill Murray.
She heard that the drinks were on the house.
They are for those who don't drink!
It's the Hemming way.
Because it was 2 turnt up
Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!
Just ice for Harambe
Probable Cosby
So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
Penaltea!
Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!
Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel
Bart-enders serve drinks!
A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.
Just a couple of shots
Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!
Bring two Mormons.
A Rastapartying
Hot croako!
Tekira!
No one ever told me to drink Naruto
Just ice
Bottled Waddle.
I aint no Valhalla back girl.
Shotgun method
The Space Bar
Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.
They are getting ready for the Bar exam.
A handshake!
It was all-oink-lusive.
6
It gets buzzed!
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Aida more than I drink!
The bartender replies, "For you No charge."
The nearest ISOBAR!!
Bar tender
Prime mates
2.B or not 2.B
Being carafe-ful.
Chardon-neigh.
Ask them if they play league.
With a chihuahua pedal.
One if nobody is watching.
Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!
None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)
Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.
Proper-Tea
To get to the other side.
Kool aids
