Serving dual porpoises!
WAA-TAA!
Because property is theft.
When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".
Well, mostly to forget.....
A communist party
Because proper tea is theft!
Coaster Rica
They want to finish before it's cool.
A functioning alcoholic.
For drinking and deriving
Too many Tannens.
Orangu-Tang.
Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.
Cognac
Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Croaka-cola!
Because you shouldn't drink and derive.
Because it would be a party fowl.
Practice.
BOO'S.
Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.
For people that don't want anything to drink
Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Stop "Russian"
A beer-a-cuda!
Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit
Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.
Drink it
I'm feeling funny
You dye a little on the inside.
Bill Murray.
She heard that the drinks were on the house.
They are for those who don't drink!
It's the Hemming way.
Because it was 2 turnt up
So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
Penaltea!
Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!
Bart-enders serve drinks!
A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.
Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!
Bring two Mormons.
A Rastapartying
Hot croako!
Tekira!
Just ice
Bottled Waddle.
I aint no Valhalla back girl.
Shotgun method
The Space Bar
Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.
They are getting ready for the Bar exam.
A handshake!
It was all-oink-lusive.
6
It gets buzzed!
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Aida more than I drink!
The bartender replies, "For you No charge."
The nearest ISOBAR!!
Bar tender
A "casual tea"
BOOOOZE!
At a Mars bar!
What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night
Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)
An aquaholic...
Their Quadratic Formula!
He had a *lovely finish*.
JUST-ICE
He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.
It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
Copholders
So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.
He wanted to have drinks on the house.
Dilemmanade
He can't stand the 1%
No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)
WITH JUST ICE!
Camel can go days without drinking!
Because Happy Hour ended.
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
The punch line...
So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.
He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!
You invite two of them.
Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*
OC Muggs!
The Allahu Ak-Bar.
Mali-BOO
There's no punch line.
Because only the Sith deal in absolut
Maulbec
It tastes fowl.
Because they only drink Ginger Ale.
Beef jerky
Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.
Should we walk home or take a dog
Her husband on a date.
Because they will be at your funeral in spirit
To raise his spirits
So they can watch the battle
A hug and a little quiche.
Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.
If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop
Because proper-tea is theft.
She's just a country!
An ill-eagle
