The milky way!
1%
Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!
A cup of Joe.
Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.
Gator-raid.
A Mars Bar
Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.
Because it's too salty.
The Allahu Ak Bar
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
Because proper tea is theft.
Drink, Pray, Truck
Hey, where'd my Glascow
Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.
A double Gin
GEORGE GRASHINGTON!
You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.
A tea-shirt.
You've had whey too much!
Because they hate French press!
Fantastic
A place were crows go to get a drink!
He needed the cowlcium.
He liked Ice Cream before it was cool
Lucas refrigerators.
Formula bar
Can I please get a drink
An ape-ricot sour!
The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Because you shouldn't drink and derive.
Because you can't drink and derive
All that backstabbing was too much for him.
He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.
Because all proper tea is theft.
None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )
Because you should never drink and derive.
Hebrews.
Budweiser the King of Beers!
An ill-eagle
Mad-at-gas-cars!
Because proper-tea is theft.
Prankenstein!
They always scratch.