Drinking
Buckle get you a drink but not much else!
If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop
You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.
Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.
They want to have it before it's cool.
Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.
Chardon-neigh
Barq's Root Beer.
Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d
Straight, No Chaser.
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
Coala
The milky way!
1%
Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!
A cup of Joe.
Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.
Gator-raid.
A Mars Bar
Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.
Because it's too salty.
The Allahu Ak Bar
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
Because proper tea is theft.
White Infidel.
Drink, Pray, Truck
Hey, where'd my Glascow
Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.
A double Gin
GEORGE GRASHINGTON!
You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.
The Bartender says, "For you No charge."
A tea-shirt.
You've had whey too much!
Because they hate French press!
Fantastic
A place were crows go to get a drink!
He needed the cowlcium.
He liked Ice Cream before it was cool
Lucas refrigerators.
Formula bar
Can I please get a drink
An ape-ricot sour!
The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
John Goty
So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it.
A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.
Santa stops at 3 ho's
The Republican presidential candidates.
Popularity.
One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up
Both leave you waiting for the drop.
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Silver Mullet
Irish handcuffs.
He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.
