He was addicted to crack.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
If they dropped them they'd break
Unfertilized
A chicken egg.
Because they eggsplode.
He cracks up
Egg noggin.
Because it cracked itself up.
Ovaries Z)
Nothing, eggs can't talk.
They go ovary and above.
The spermutations.
Everybody scramble!
The game warden found out he poached his eggs!
He cracked up.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
An egg gets laid
They don't but all eggs always fit.
Because they crack under pressure.
Because they would crack each other up.
A nervous wreck.
A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.
Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.
Other lawyers look interested.
Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.
Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"
Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"
Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.
A trajeudi.
Au nevoir.
Ve haff vays of meking you tock.
It was full of ticks.
They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.
