She was worried the egg would get there first.
Ovarie-z
They broke up.
An egg can stay in the cup longer
An eggroll!
Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
Omlet!
Fry-day
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
Grade eh
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
His friends egged him on
Mediyolkre.
He was addicted to crack.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
If they dropped them they'd break
None. It fell down the stairs.
Unfertilized
A chicken egg.
Because they eggsplode.
He cracks up
Egg noggin.
Because it cracked itself up.
Ovaries Z)
Nothing, eggs can't talk.
They go ovary and above.
The spermutations.
Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."
Everybody scramble!
The game warden found out he poached his eggs!
He cracked up.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
An egg gets laid
They don't but all eggs always fit.
Because they crack under pressure.
Because they would crack each other up.
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
R/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"
An egg gets laid before it cracks.
A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.
I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.
The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.
Just Loki I guess
I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak
Because he ate his carrion.
That's the lost one right there.
On a quantum level, there is no difference.
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
A white cross emblazoned on a white background!
