What do you call a 1 ton toilet?

EL-ton John

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What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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What do you call a heavy toilet?

El ton john.

What do you call a 1 ton toilet?

EL-ton John