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What do you call a 1 ton toilet?

EL-ton John

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What was that?

John says: "That was an atomic bomb"

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What do you call a 1 ton toilet?

EL-ton John

What do you call a heavy toilet?

El ton john.