Hot Dog Vendor Jokes

What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!

What do a mystic and a hot dog vendor have in common?

They'll both make you one with everything.

Why did the hot dog vendor cry?

He burned his wiener

What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

With relish.

What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.