What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

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Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

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What's the best part about dating 26 year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.