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What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

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Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

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What do they have in common?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch!

What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)