He's really good at swatting.
He's born with Diss-lexia
Because bears don't go to college.
Camembert!
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
The SWAT team
Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.
You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.
Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Incommunicado
Nothing -- apples don't talk!
It's must-up..
A moot ant
A swallow.
One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.