Keemstar Jokes

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do The Walking Dead and the Fast and Furious series have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

When does 2-1=0?

When you're talking about choices.

What is headache?

5 minutes talk to wife.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection.

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career