Keemstar Jokes

What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar

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Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar

Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

Ask about his routine.

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'