Japanese Woman Jokes

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

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Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

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Curses! Foil again!

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Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

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Toke yo

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.