Japanese Woman Jokes

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!