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Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do the Japanese call a large apartment?

An itssoroomy.

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

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