Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans?

The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How do you find a drug dealer donkey?

Just follow his coke mules.

How do you get to Oktoberfest?

Follow the lederhosen.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

How do you make a redditor impatient?

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Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around