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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee?

You can take a rental car anywhere.

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn".

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

Whats the difference between a white owl and black owl?

A white owl goes: Who Who A black owl goes: Who dat who dat

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.