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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

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How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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Why was the 6'6" guy so brokenhearted after his 4'9" girlfriend dumped him?

He was nuts over her.

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

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What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

What's in a Paul Walker shot?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

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What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine