Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

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If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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So the dishwasher matches the washing machine