Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts...

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the problem with feminist picnics?

None of them make the sandwiches.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are women and rocks alike?

You skip across the flat ones.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you