A witch with a blindfold!
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Removed
It's stale, mate.
Ey mon.
X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.
This is the end.
A ditch.
Popcorn.
In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.
Because Happy Hour ended.
Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)
Because it ran out of cluck!
Coconut.
None, they were all minerals.
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.
Pupil: I want to know how it ends!
In prism
A tail pail!
A coconut
Because they were both too Shellfish.
It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.
Coconut
In the gutter!
I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.
It's raining Ken, hallelujah....
Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
One's a pro, and one's a con.
W'
A horse with his eyes closed!
Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.
In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!
When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!
Firetruck
In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.
Ramen.
A fork
A howler monkey.
And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."
Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end
A coconut!
And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.
The end of season 5.
Because his watch has ended.
Ohio.
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
Aunt.
In a cacti!
The www.izard of Oz.
They want to make ends meet.
The end of DayZ
A LepreKHAAAAAAN!
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
It ended in a tie.
It deep ends.
On the winternet.
Pull down his pants.
A library, because it has so many stories.
The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.
They're not infallible
Deterrent.
It didn't matter, they were all ears
Oh it doesn't really matter.
One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
An acrocat!
You start as a billionaire
Start from scratch.
A subordinate Clause.
Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
