Because they have rubbers on their end.
I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
You break it up.
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
The game ends when they catch the snitch
The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!
Somebody took a corner!
Hiss is the end of the line for you!
Envelope
Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!
A witch with a blindfold!
He falls off
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Removed
It's stale, mate.
Ey mon.
X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.
This is the end.
A ditch.
Popcorn.
In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.
Because Happy Hour ended.
Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)
Because it ran out of cluck!
Coconut.
None, they were all minerals.
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
Front-end
They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.
Pupil: I want to know how it ends!
In prism
A tail pail!
A coconut
Because they were both too Shellfish.
It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.
Coconut
In the gutter!
I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.
It's raining Ken, hallelujah....
Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
One's a pro, and one's a con.
W'
A horse with his eyes closed!
Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.
In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!
They end every statement with init
When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!
Firetruck
In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.
Ramen.
A fork
A howler monkey.
And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."
Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end
A coconut!
And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.
The end of season 5.
Because his watch has ended.
Ohio.
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
Aunt.
In a cacti!
The www.izard of Oz.
They want to make ends meet.
Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.
The end of DayZ
A LepreKHAAAAAAN!
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
It ended in a tie.
It deep ends.
There's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.
A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.
AcCOUNTing.
I dunno, I just repost them.
Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?
Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
It goes in one ear and out the other
Because he was hooked on worms.
Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'
What's the most offensive jokes you have ever hear
Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.
She had never learned to spell properly.
To see who shot his "paw."
They both have PAWS
