It was rear-ended by a ferry.
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
The punchline.
Bridget the end of the world!
Just asking for a friend
On the end of monsters fingers.
They always end in a draw
Me: Please hold all questions until the end.
Endless Bread!
Well, the movie ended so
Prepear for the end.
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.
If you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.
The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole
Because they have rubbers on their end.
A couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly
I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
You break it up.
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
The game ends when they catch the snitch
At the other end of the telescope.
The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!
Somebody took a corner!
He thinks to himself.
Hiss is the end of the line for you!
Envelope
Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!
A witch with a blindfold!
He falls off
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Removed
It's stale, mate.
Ey mon.
X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.
This is the end.
Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.
A ditch.
Popcorn.
In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.
Because Happy Hour ended.
Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)
Because it ran out of cluck!
Coconut.
None, they were all minerals.
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
Front-end
They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.
Pupil: I want to know how it ends!
In prism
A tail pail!
Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.
Allahu akbar
A coconut
Because they were both too Shellfish.
4: McDonalds The end
It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.
Coconut
In the gutter!
I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.
It's raining Ken, hallelujah....
Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
One's a pro, and one's a con.
W'
A horse with his eyes closed!
Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.
In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!
Brushing your teeth!
They end every statement with init
When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!
Firetruck
In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.
Ramen.
A fork
A howler monkey.
And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."
Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end
A coconut!
And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.
The end of season 5.
Because his watch has ended.
Ohio.
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.
Aunt.
In a cacti!
The www.izard of Oz.
They want to make ends meet.
Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.
The end of DayZ
A LepreKHAAAAAAN!
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
It ended in a tie.
It deep ends.
It doesn't.
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.
Growing up they hear the best jokes.
Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.
When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.
I'm paw!
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
Because it couldn't control P
Scrambled eggs =p
A thief in the knight
He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now
You take the "F" out of way.
I got the f out of the way.
