BOOOOZE!
Scary Christmas!
The roller ghosted.
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
A boo-tie.
Tomb it may concern.
Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger
Rectoplasm.
At devil crossings.
Horror-scopes!
A terror-phone.
Ghoulloping.
A poultry-geist.
Spooks
He gets pale as a sheet.
A sheet in the dark!
E-erie.
With a pumpkin patch.
A holy terror.
Because there's no body there!
Boo, DUH!!!
At the BOO-tique
At the dead end.
Boo dism
Dr Spook.
They use Bootox.
Boooooogers!
I Scream.
They had just dread-ged the lake.
At the ghost office.
Boooooooooooooots
It lifts their spirits.
Ghoooooooooooooouuull!
To which I replied: "a camera."
The Dead Sea.
When they lose their haunting licenses.
Because it dampens their souls!!!!
Pizza Haunt!
Because he always brings the boos
That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
Did your manners die too Use your words!
The living room(haha get it)
An elevator. It lifts the spirits.
Spirits
Just before someone screams.
Do you believe in people
Am I free to ghost
Boo-gers
Pocahontas
Moandays.
Hallowieners!
Afresh air freak.
I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.
Bill Nye the Seance guy.
Because possession is 9/10 of the law
BOOgatti!
Grave-y gravy
"Make a fright turn at the corner."
A spooksman!
A recipe spook.
In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.
Lazy bones.
A lost sole
At a ghastly station.
Because he had no-body to dance with.
The nightmayor.
Possession.
Booners
With a bootooth
Ghouldilocks.
MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.
Their ghoul-friend
Boo jeans.
Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.
Because they're too young for him
An oopsy daisy.
Because they have all of the anthers!
Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!
When it's broke.
Bob Marley and The Whalers!
Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.
You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.
You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels
Nothing, you already told her once.
Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.
