They cantaloupe.
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "
When you marry her as a billionaire.
Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.
Melons, because they can'telope.
Because they were "sole"-mates
Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..
OC Cantaloupes.
Because they were cant elopes
His Thug Wife.
Because Love means nothing to them.
Feyonce
Go on a bunnymoon
On a bunny-moon.
Because they can't elope!
Because they can't elope
The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.
Get divorced.
Weddit
Exchange him.
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Cantaloupes
Cantaloupe
A-social media
He forgot his Loggins
Because they cantaloupe
Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.
