We Can't Alope
Because they cantaloupe!
Because it can't elope.
Because to them love means nothing.
In a double ring ceremony!
Tell her she's pregnant.
You get to grow old together.
Marry her.
He was looking for a Czech mate.
Newlywebs.
Cantaloupe
Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.
Oc Because he cantaloupe.
They cantaloupe.
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "
When you marry her as a billionaire.
Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.
Melons, because they can'telope.
Because they were "sole"-mates
Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..
OC Cantaloupes.
She wanted a big wedding.
Because they were cant elopes
His Thug Wife.
Because Love means nothing to them.
Feyonce
Go on a bunnymoon
On a bunny-moon.
Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed
Cause they can't stab them in the back
Porsche-tchesire sauce
Sinko de Mayo
None, we just swap out your whole house
One Brazillion.
Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.
Kim Kardashian's face.
Because it means they *cantaloupe*
A tea bag last longer in the cup
A teabag stays in the cup longer...
Tattoo master
I want that job. I could really screw with some people.
Atrophy
Because he was outstanding in his field.
