How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

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Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

What do Redditors always get confused by?

Seven.

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Why do black folk carry around "boomboxes"?

It's just their stereo-type!

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

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Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

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Wheres the best place to hide a body?

Page 2 of google search results

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

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What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

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What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body