What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie?

FROZE-- oh, nevermind.

Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

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How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.