Because it's a stereo type
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It's just their stereo-type!
He prefers them shaken, not stirred.
Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...
Sony Playstation
They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.
So they can do math
The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts
A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!