Because he plays with Pooh.
I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it.
He smelt it
A dead centipede.
Kermit the frogs finger.
The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."
Kermits finger.
Put a peg on it's nose!
I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!
The scenter spot!
Koala vomit
Me neither. Help.
D. O. Durant
Because it's a noble gas.
Honey.
Do you smell carrot?
Between us, something smells!
Red paint!
Your Honor.
You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.
Because he got an award for revvin' it.
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Bring it to a bool.
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
Kermit the frogs finger...
It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.
You can't tuna fish.
Kermit the Frog's finger...
Kermit the Frog's fingers.
Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof
Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.
