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What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

What does Bo Jackson smell with?

Bo nose

What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

Why did the policeman smell bad?

He was on duty.

What did one eyeball say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.

What's incredibly fast and smells like curry?

Usain Bolti.

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

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What smells funny?

Clown poo!

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What's brown and smells funny?

Clown Poo

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

What smells bad and sounds like a bell?

Dung! Get it?!

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What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

What's white and smells like black paint?

White paint

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What smells better than it taste?

A nose

Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate

What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car...

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger...

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common?

They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.

What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

What do old people smell like?

Depends

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts

Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

What do grandparents smell like?

Depends

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

How do dinosaurs smell?

Ex-stinky

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common?

They have to smell it but they can't taste it!

Where are smells made?

In the olfactory.

What is small furry and smells like bacon?

A hamster!

What's invisible and smells like cough drops?

Koala farts

What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Cat Farts...

What's invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

How do elephants smell?

Really bad.

How does he smell?

Terrible!

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's a skunk's favourite game in school?

Show and smell!

What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better!

What does the Illuminati smell like?

New World Odor

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

How does a blacksmith know you farted?

He smelt it

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

How do you stop a dog smelling?

Put a peg on it's nose!

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!

What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!

What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

What do you call an athlete that smells good?

D. O. Durant

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What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

What is red... And smells like green paint?

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Which is the most common font i Mexico?

El Vetica.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.:

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

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Where do chicken strips find love?

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What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

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What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

What makes Mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

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What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls