What have you got on?

I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it.

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How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers