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What have you got on?

I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it.

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What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

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What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What is small furry and smells like bacon?

A hamster!