What have you got on?

I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it.

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

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How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same?

They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.