It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"
A 20 dollar bill
Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
They both love to spark up joints.
Koala Lumpur.
Because he's always talking trash.
I love your Boo-ty
Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)
Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.
After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"
His loving knife.
Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
I love you aw-flea.
I love you.....
You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.
A Crush
Because those men have got Stable jobs.
Because they have cotton balls.
They both love to crack open a cold one.
Because m'cavity.
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song
A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO
You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
The Swallow.
She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
Eggnog-stic.
JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too
Very, very carefully.
He was sappy
Mace...
In the lab.
Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so
Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin
A tri-syrup-tops.
Premature ejactulation.
It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
With love and hisses.
The fact you love it.
Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.
I love you a ton!
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
Better like this... or better like this
They got married in the spring.
Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*
Tweethearts!
Me: I love you.
Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
They both love using the shredder.
He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
Santa's little Elvis.
His ghoul friend.
I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"
A tuna.
A polynomeal
Because he came second.
I'm sorry but I love another Juan.
A. They love OIL
Because to them love means nothing.
You Mariott
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH
Ghoooooooooooooouuull!
Aston Vanilla!
A shampoodle!
It made him wed his plants!
If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.
H2OOOHHHGG
Because his family had stock in the company.
They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!
He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
Because: he still loves vista,baby!
Because it never gets old.
Blowing Swallowing Gargeling
Because he always brings the boos
You cantelope!
She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement
Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*
Only place they can get love
The girl necks door.
When I fall in love it will be for heifer.
A symphony
Because they built their stuff with reads!
A $20 bill
Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem
This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.
He was a fungi.
Because he's the best wrapper alive.
He was well hung and super into cross fitting!
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
100$ bill.
Moo Zealand!
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
A. It saves them a lot of time.
Because he had a will, and he haddaway.
Because they love digging up the past.
Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
Baby love my baby love....!
It all depends on where you lose them.
Depends how powerful the blender is
Spit, Swallow and Gargle.
A nun on a spit
The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.
Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.
They all live in Arkansas
Yarrrrrrr Metis!
There was a face off at centre ice.
You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.
Ewe, crank that soldier boy!
One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!
Yours.
Pay for the pizza and close the door.
The Easter Bunana!
Cut the rope
