Aston Vanilla!
A shampoodle!
It made him wed his plants!
Because his family had stock in the company.
He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
Because: he still loves vista,baby!
Because it never gets old.
Blowing Swallowing Gargeling
Because he always brings the boos
You cantelope!
She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement
Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*
Only place they can get love
The girl necks door.
When I fall in love it will be for heifer.
A symphony
Because they built their stuff with reads!
A $20 bill
Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem
This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.
He was a fungi.
Because he's the best wrapper alive.
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
Moo Zealand!
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
A. It saves them a lot of time.
Because he had a will, and he haddaway.
Because they love digging up the past.
Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
Baby love my baby love....!
Yeah you like that you dirty pore
Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.
Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!
Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.
A) Usually about 6 months.
You love your own, but hate everyone else's.
X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.
Wife: Your sense of humor.
She was looking in Alderaan places.
I love Satan
They went looking for love in Alderaan places.
Because they love torrents.
Neptunes!
He didn't believe in love at first sight.
Everybody loves Ramen.
They're pro-teen!
He loves major keys.
Candace with love!
Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.
Sunflower.
ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent
I love you, boo!!
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
The Swallow.
The Moona Lisa!
They're purr-fect!
He pined everyday.
A tender loving hare.
They show possession.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
Wai fu.
Let me count the ways... Five.
He loves a good happy ending
Because you always heart the one you love.
I love you for your inner beauty.
TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.
It has a special place in their hearts
Because he's Indie!
Driver: I love to travel.
Ronald MacAardvark!
They multiply!
Because Love means nothing to them.
You're dead to me
The boogieman.
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
It's the only way they can get love.
He loves his pot.
Random Dude: [...💘]
A stega-snore-us.
I don't have Ferrari in my garage.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
A torn ACL
Have you ever tried to peel an elephant
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
Because it's always spotted.
Hiyooooo Miyazaki.
Kawaii Five-0
Because he said he loves miso.
Miso sorry...
He's still there.
Yours.
Getting hit by Rice
Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.
When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
