Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(
A deep friar.
Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.
Baby don't hurt me.
A shampoodle
Because he kept calling "One Love"
They can't-elope.
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!
Because it was the first Indie film.
A Yacult...
Spit, sallow, and gargle.
Because he said he loves miso.
Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.
They love to swim in gold coins.
A necromancer
Coz the boys pants are all half off.
I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.
A balloon animal!
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
De fishes
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
Spit, swallow, gargle.
On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?
An extractor fan
I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.
The energy bill...
Three sleeps 'till Christmas!
It was done in A minor.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
Spiiting and swallowing.
ME crying:
It's a Moray.
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
Because they love to slam duck!
I love Parrots in the Springtime!
A kid who loves halalpenos
A segreGATOR
Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh
Me.
She loves cheap bills
Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
A groovy kind of love.
No phone numbers.
Back achoo!
Cugat to love my jokes!
Its the only place she can get love.
Bae-Kin
They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)
A pasta free.
Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.
Because of the culture!
Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...
If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'
Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.
Chardon-neigh.
You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!
Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
That's the question.
Honey, I'm home.
Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.
He gives it a valenshine!
A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless
There's lots of hogsgobblin.
Because he's always looking for a tight seal.
ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there
They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)
Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom
They make bbs
I love you with all my art!
The flag is a big plus.
Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.
Winnie the Philosopooh
Because of all the *ripostes*
Because children inherit properties from their parents.
Don't you want some bunny to love
The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
A herrocopter
Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.
Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."
They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.
Homosectionals.
Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101
A match maiden heaven
Because they love digging up the past.
It's sterile and he likes the taste.
Because every Rose has its Hawthorne
Nothing
Because she thought everybody loved her.
Because she had an interest in the principal.
The man was a corpse being buried forever.
They are always packing their trunk!
I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.
You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)
It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"
Carpet bombing.
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Its going to be all rye.
He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)
A flossopher!
An account*ant*.
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
I don't have Ferrari in my garage.
When the (w)hole job's done.
A square dance.
He was way to high, man.
If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.
Parkincense.
