Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...
Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'
Chardon-neigh.
Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."
He gives it a valenshine!
There's lots of hogsgobblin.
Because he's always looking for a tight seal.
They interrobang!
Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom
They make bbs
I love you with all my art!
The flag is a big plus.
Winnie the Philosopooh
Because children inherit properties from their parents.
Don't you want some bunny to love
The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.
Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.
They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.
A match maiden heaven
Because they love digging up the past.
It's sterile and he likes the taste.
Because every Rose has its Hawthorne
Nothing
Because she thought everybody loved her.
Because she had an interest in the principal.
The man was a corpse being buried forever.
They are always packing their trunk!
I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.
You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)
It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"
Koala Lumpur.
Because he's always talking trash.
Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)
Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.
His loving knife.
Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
I love you aw-flea.
You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.
A Crush
Because those men have got Stable jobs.
They both love to crack open a cold one.
A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO
You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
Eggnog-stic.
He was sappy
Mace...
Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so
A tri-syrup-tops.
With love and hisses.
I love you a ton!
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
They got married in the spring.
Tweethearts!
Me: I love you.
Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
They both love using the shredder.
He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
Santa's little Elvis.
His ghoul friend.
A tuna.
A polynomeal
A. They love OIL
Because to them love means nothing.
You Mariott
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH
Ghoooooooooooooouuull!
Aston Vanilla!
A shampoodle!
It made him wed his plants!
Because his family had stock in the company.
He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
Because: he still loves vista,baby!
Because it never gets old.
Because he always brings the boos
You cantelope!
She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement
Only place they can get love
The girl necks door.
When I fall in love it will be for heifer.
A symphony
Because they built their stuff with reads!
A $20 bill
Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem
This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.
He was a fungi.
Because he's the best wrapper alive.
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
Moo Zealand!
A. It saves them a lot of time.
Because he had a will, and he haddaway.
Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
Baby love my baby love....!
Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.
Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!
A) Usually about 6 months.
Because his uncles are aunts.
All of if its uncles are aunts!
They both spit.
Spit, swallow, gargle.
Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.
One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon
Chair you go again asking more questions!
What does Y-E-S spell
It's all relative.
Cousins
Because he was dead
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
Their ghoul-friend
You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.
A "booquet" of flower.
By laying flowers on their grave.
