It's a Moray.
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
Because they love to slam duck!
I love Parrots in the Springtime!
A kid who loves halalpenos
A segreGATOR
Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh
She loves cheap bills
Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
Back achoo!
Cugat to love my jokes!
Its the only place she can get love.
Bae-Kin
A pasta free.
Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.
Because of the culture!
Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'
Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.
Chardon-neigh.
Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."
He gives it a valenshine!
There's lots of hogsgobblin.
Because he's always looking for a tight seal.
They interrobang!
Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom
They make bbs
I love you with all my art!
The flag is a big plus.
Winnie the Philosopooh
Because children inherit properties from their parents.
Don't you want some bunny to love
The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
A herrocopter
Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.
Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."
They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.
A match maiden heaven
Because they love digging up the past.
It's sterile and he likes the taste.
Because every Rose has its Hawthorne
Nothing
Because she thought everybody loved her.
Because she had an interest in the principal.
The man was a corpse being buried forever.
They are always packing their trunk!
I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.
You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)
It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"
Koala Lumpur.
Because he's always talking trash.
Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)
Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.
After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"
His loving knife.
Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
I love you aw-flea.
I love you.....
You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.
A Crush
Because those men have got Stable jobs.
Because they have cotton balls.
They both love to crack open a cold one.
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song
A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO
You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
Eggnog-stic.
Very, very carefully.
He was sappy
Mace...
Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so
Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin
A tri-syrup-tops.
With love and hisses.
I love you a ton!
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
Better like this... or better like this
They got married in the spring.
Tweethearts!
Me: I love you.
Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
They both love using the shredder.
He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
Santa's little Elvis.
His ghoul friend.
I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"
A tuna.
A polynomeal
A. They love OIL
Because to them love means nothing.
You Mariott
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH
Ghoooooooooooooouuull!
Because nobody is looking for them.
Because he'll peek-at-chu!
It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
The spelling.
They both have a little Jesus in 'em...
Because the date wasn't nailed down.
They're buds
Because Bs like flowers.
A flossopher!
The Y.
He was made out of Plato
He didn't understand Flossophy!
Their ghoul-friend
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
