He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
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Coffee Mug
It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!
He wanted sweet and sour pork!
You can call him whatever you want it's not like he's going to get up and do anything about it.
So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!
He didn't want to get down on it.
Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.
He doesn't want to feel the Bern.
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
She thought she was a dromedary.
Fire away please! I want to hear it all!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
You don't want to look down.
She wanted to be the center of attention.
Then I frown & order the soup.
Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "
Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.
He wanted some Rhesus pieces.
He didn't want to taco 'bout it
Because he wanted to play minijerkoff.
Polly want a cracker with cavier please!
What I want to be *if* I grow up.
On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.
It wanted to be a power plant.
Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.
Skelly-vision!
My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right
Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...
He wanted to raised stewed beef!
Neighbor.
This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.
Carrie Fisher.
They want Gore in 2000.
Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.
He wanted to get a long little doggy.
A stool sample.
Wait at a buzz stop!
He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
They never want to log off.
Because they want to make teeth straight and white.
Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala
We don't want any treble
Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now
But you cantaloupe!
One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.
Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection
HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"
Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple
He wanted to keep his spirits high.
In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.
It wanted to play squash.
Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.
They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.
Wild Twerky!
He wanted to go bear foot.
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
Darth Vader is Luke's dad.
They wanted to see it crack up!
He wanted to sing higher!
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!
Because they really wanted a third's eye view!
He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.
He didn't want to be Obeast.
She wanted to chanel her inner child
No, seriously, I want to know.
Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.
He wanted to have some stage presents.
A Drag Queen
He didn't want people to see his tan lines.
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Wishful thinking. Obviously
ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly
She wanted to get a dark tan.
I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.
He wanted to improve his bite.
Hmm No risk do both.
Him: Um, YOU called ME.
She wants 8 (ate) more.
Because she wants to rise and shine.
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Dates!
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
Unioncorns.
Because he wanted to look mptnt
Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.
How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)
You want some beef
He wanted to be a parrot trooper!
A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines
I want that job. I could really screw with some people.
He was wanted for several charges of battery
It was a wannabe wallaby!
Join the Hare Force.
They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.
Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant
There's some things I've licked that I don't want.
It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."
LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!" When do we want it "NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"
All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.
I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!
One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.
Olive 'em!
A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.
Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.
A good start.
Long time no sea.
America just did.
Irrelevant.
Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.
Because it's white & on their land.
I believe in peace in our time
Rust-in-peace.
Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances
Because they're still alive.
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