She wanted to get a dark tan.
He wanted to improve his bite.
Hmm No risk do both.
Because she wants to rise and shine.
Him: Um, YOU called ME.
You're not owld enough.
He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Dates!
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
Unioncorns.
She fell for the Big Apple!
Why don't you want me to get well now
On Zimbabwean TV.
He wanted to be a parrot trooper!
I want that job. I could really screw with some people.
He was wanted for several charges of battery
It was a wannabe wallaby!
I bought the Groupon but can't make it
Christian Bale.
Join the Hare Force.
Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant
LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!" When do we want it "NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"
All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
Polly want a quacker!
Depends what you want it to change into...
Anything it wants!
Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.
Because baggers can't be choosers.
The steaks were too high.
He wanted something to get his teeth into.
Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."
Whinny wants to!
So he can find router space.
I'm not Willie Nelson.
Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
It wanted to get to the other site!
Because they wanted to be smarties.
Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
Let my peephole grow!
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
She wanted a new website.
Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.
He didn't want to be a hot dog!
This post.
He wanted to get a long little doggy.
There was a lot of ham in him.
He wanted to work overtime.
He wanted to feed the mouse.
Ans: Hodor
No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"
They wanted a better celery!
Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)
Neighbor
Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
Pupil: I want to know how it ends!
It did snot want to be late
Polly wants a firecracker!
Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.
He paws-ed it!
And why don't they want him to go
As a Canadian, this offends me.
She wanted to see how long she slept.
Anywhere he wants to.
WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!
Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!
Catch.
Because he wanted to feel his oats!
Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.
Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.
Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........
She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..
It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk
He wanted a higher education!
He wanted Mark Antony!
Because he wanted to be a-loone.
Now I would date him for the prescriptions.
A Regis Error.
They want to have it before it's cool.
Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!
I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!
Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.
Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."
Because he doesn't want to be spotted
He wanted a Czech mate.
He wanted to have webbed feet.
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
He wanted rich milk.
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
*with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do...
I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
He wanted to get his Car tuned
Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
A snailor.
Gingers
But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!
Exchange him.
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
He's ben affleckted.
Ben knocking on this door all morning!
To forget
Big Voss.
Kid: At the Joke shop.
I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.
Bed you can't guess who I am!
Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy
He's out standing in his field
