A Krismas goose.
She wanted to be the center of attention.
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
Because it's their sen-pais
Polly want a cracker with cavier please!
On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.
It wanted to be a power plant.
I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"
Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.
Wait at the buzz stop.
He wanted rich milk.
Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...
He wanted to raised stewed beef!
This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.
Because she wanted to mail a litter.
Carrie Fisher.
They want Gore in 2000.
He wanted to see how long he slept.
Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.
He wanted to get a long little doggy.
Wait at a buzz stop!
He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
They never want to log off.
You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala
We don't want any treble
But you cantaloupe!
She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra
One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.
Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.
He wanted to keep his spirits high.
In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.
It wanted to play squash.
Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.
Because he wanted them to work over-time
You don't want beef with me
Wild Twerky!
He wanted to have drinks on the house.
He wanted to go bear foot.
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!
He wanted to sing higher!
Darth Vader is Luke's dad.
They wanted to see it crack up!
Because they really wanted a third's eye view!
He wanted a Trigger warning.
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
He didn't want to be Obeast.
Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.
Removed
He wanted to have some stage presents.
He didn't want people to see his tan lines.
Wishful thinking. Obviously
He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.
ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
She wanted to get a dark tan.
He wanted to improve his bite.
Hmm No risk do both.
Because she wants to rise and shine.
Him: Um, YOU called ME.
You're not owld enough.
He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Dates!
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
Unioncorns.
She fell for the Big Apple!
Why don't you want me to get well now
On Zimbabwean TV.
He wanted to be a parrot trooper!
From my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.
I want that job. I could really screw with some people.
He was wanted for several charges of battery
It was a wannabe wallaby!
I bought the Groupon but can't make it
Christian Bale.
Join the Hare Force.
Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant
LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!" When do we want it "NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"
All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
Polly want a quacker!
Depends what you want it to change into...
Anything it wants!
Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.
Because baggers can't be choosers.
The steaks were too high.
He wanted something to get his teeth into.
Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."
Whinny wants to!
So he can find router space.
I'm not Willie Nelson.
Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
It wanted to get to the other site!
Because they wanted to be smarties.
Exchange him.
Because they were 50% off!
Because that's where the mini apple is!
Buck-teeth!
It's white and on his land.
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture
The track is alright.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.
They are just trying to raise a family in peace.
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
Their balls are just for decoration.
They both keep you from getting to the ball!
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.
